Conundrumville

It's a madhouse.
mhoslamaigh:


"Shall we order dessert?"
"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

NEED THIS

Awkward(Never dine with yr exes)

mhoslamaigh:

"Shall we order dessert?"

"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

NEED THIS

Awkward
(Never dine with yr exes)

starlingsongs:

postwhitesociety:

Fuck no

ALL  CITIZENS  MUST  REGISTER  BIOMETRICS  WITH  THE  NUTRITIONAL  AUTHORITY  UNDER  PENALTY  OF  RATION  FORFEITURE.


WhoaaaNopeNo

starlingsongs:

postwhitesociety:

Fuck no

ALL  CITIZENS  MUST  REGISTER  BIOMETRICS  WITH  THE  NUTRITIONAL  AUTHORITY  UNDER  PENALTY  OF  RATION  FORFEITURE.

Whoaaa
Nope
No

(via brujacore)

topclassbitchfromthefuture:

hooddoggy:

worb:

a surreal video of jason mraz visiting NASA and singing i’m yours over the phone to astronauts on the international space station

  • jason mraz looks horrible and look at his stupid hat and shirt - he has that methy aaron carter vibe about him
  • at 1:25 you can see the middle aged astronauts hovering and trying to figure out what motions to make with their arms while jason mraz is singing to them over the phone
  • who asked for this? is this something that anyone asked for?

Id be so pissed if I went to space and was minding my own business floating around then out of nowhere I’m attacked like this

#DEFUNDNASA

Haha no just give NASA more money so they can get Janelle Monae next time

Anonymous asked: Apparently that dude who lived in the Maine woods for decades is a model of rugged independence. Never mind that he stole literally all the food he ate from people nearby. And clothes and children's toys and fuck this would be a perfect parody of white dudes except it's a thing that actually happened. PS he got less than a year in jail instead of getting shot by the police or a homeowner.

yoisthisracist:

I also like how libertarian assholes in particular always like to front like they’re the model of independence and responsibility, and refuse to admit that they fucking benefit and leech off the shit that we all got together to protect, clean, regulate or whatever. It’s like, hey dipshits, if you’re so fucking independent, stop breathing this clean air we fought for.

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

Someday I will fill my house with these

(via interpretivescreaming)

Dear person holding that pitchfork,

You are an asshole!!!!!!

I wish I could bounce off snakes though.

Love
patterntown

(Source: iraffiruse, via interpretivescreaming)


Marilyn Monroe during hair tests for The Misfits, 1960. 


Her hair test came back POSITIVE

Marilyn Monroe during hair tests for The Misfits, 1960. 

Her hair test came back POSITIVE

(Source: ourmarilynmonroe, via kimnovaks)


Lauren Bacall in a promotional photo for Young Man with a Horn (1950)


Proto-lez of movie historyDoris Day is all like “This is my new roommate. …….She’s a painter.”

Lauren Bacall in a promotional photo for Young Man with a Horn (1950)

Proto-lez of movie history

Doris Day is all like “This is my new roommate. …….She’s a painter.”

(Source: sharontates, via kimnovaks)